I am a proud member of the U of A's "7/1 Club" - 7 years, one degree. I am in a perpetual state of mediocrity, although grocery baggers at Safeway seem to disagree. I consider pennies to be useless, but cannot resist picking one off the street, for fear of missed good luck. I cannot tolerate ignorance, but I don't know anyone who is truly ignorant. Some seem to have issues with my acceptance of single life, I say it helps me with making hilarious voices.