Yes, it's been a while. I took almost a month off from blogging. I had to. From the end of May until August 5, I was working full-time, seven days a week at two jobs. When I came home, the last thing I wanted to do was sit in front of the computer and rant about rampant idiocy or reminisce about cheap toys. I really just wanted to sleep. Plus, it's been pretty hot, what with it being summer and all (too hot for me, anyways. I radiate enough heat by myself, I don't need Earth's help). Since my computer is in an upstairs room, it gets too uncomfortable to type most days. I really didn't want to post while sitting in a self-made pool of ball and ass sweat. Awesome picture I just painted for you, isn't it?
All gross images aside, I've had some time to myself, some wonderful times with friends, some great trips and great adventures, but now it's back to business. Maybe not everyday business, but at the very least, I can assure you that I won't take a month off again. Unless I get a girlfriend. Then I'll be taking care of a different kind of business. Ah, who am I kidding? I'm a living joke.
I introduced this new series of posts back in May when I featured Canada's most prolific album-spewing DJ, Chris Sheppard. Now I've come across another one of Canada's best: KIDSTREET!
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Kidstreet was a game show I watched without fail as a kid, mostly because it had the best prizes, and it was a show where I could feel happy that I was smarter than the dumb kids from out east or Calgary (especially Calgary). It was hosted by Kevin Frank, who always told some stupid kids joke at the beginning and sometimes assaulted contestants with toys or cue cards. It was a show that when watching, my sister and I could bond, as opposed to our vicious fighting the other 23.5 hours of the day (yeah, we probably fought while we slept). The point of the show was for pairs of kids, usually siblings, to try and guess what their counterpart would answer to various questions. Kind of a Newlywed Game for kids. My sister and I would always brag that we would always be able to guess what each other would say, even though as kids, we hated each other, and if prizes weren't on the line, we'd probably both throw the game just to make the other lose as well.
After rounds of questions to each partner separately, the winning team would get a chance to solve the "rebus", which was a bastardization of Classic Concentration. If they did solve it, the team would get a king's ransom in toys and prizes. And that was the draw of the show. The amount of toys and prizes were off the charts. I'd tune in every time to see what was being given away, and what I'd be putting on my Christmas list. Also, most of the kids playing were semi-retarded, so it was great fun to mock them. Take a look at the first part of this video and listen to the second contestant talk.
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Oh Matthew. You're one lawn dart in the head away from being fully handicapped. Or maybe you're just nervous. I always hated when the kids told stories after their answers. Like who the fuck cares if your Mom sleeps nude sometimes? Wait, maybe his mother might have been a hooker. I do like that there's a Tyler in contestant's row, but I don't agree with his haircut. He's got a hair part that looked like it's been gouged into his skull. On a side note, why do all the contestants clap over their heads? What's that all about? And as for the red team, whose parents obviously can't fucking spell (Allyne and Maellody? Seriously?), watch Allyne have an aneurysm at 4:07 of part two. Nothing's going on upstairs there, kids.
So to Kidstreet, for giving my sister and I reason to truce for a little while and for letting me make fun of other kids, I give you some True Patriot Love.
