Tonight, a great ovation will arise from the deepest depths of the coliseum to the staggaring heights. For the Patron Saint of Lost Hockey Causes has returned home. Rejoice! For it is only he who can bring solace, joy and wonder to all those partaking in the great sport. We are embarking on great tidings, for truly justice will be at hand. Welcome back Fernando.
I will be there tonight to congratulate you on a most miraculous return.
Also, some kid named Sidney will be playing. Good for him.
*By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
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